What Brought Schock To His Knees?

I cannot take full credit for Aaron Schock resigning.  Exactly what prompted the 33-year-old Republican to leave the House of Representatives is still a mystery – but one that I expect will be solved soon.  Meghan McCain says that Schock’s downfall was “ultimately flaming out”.  Truer words were never spoken.  Resigning must have been a last-minute decision.  Just last week, he was accused of spending $5K on a replica of President Obama‘s podium, which is known as “The Falcon”.  This adds to the previous scandals about his Downton Abbey office, taking his “personal photographer” on official trips, to say nothing of lingering questions about his sexuality and his penchant for quoting Taylor Swift lyrics.  Aaron’s dad, Dr. Schock, said, “Aaron wears stylish clothing and yet he’s not gay…and he’s not married and he’s not running around with women.  Everyone’s throwing up their arms because they can’t figure out Aaron.”  Oh, I think we can.  Eclipsing the other issues are allegations of sketchy real estate deals with supporters.  The FBI has launched an investigation and plans to bring him before a grand jury.  Dr. Schock was prophetic when he summed it up this way: “Two years from now he’ll be successful, if he’s not in jail.”

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