This column is being filed to you from the friendly skies.  Alas, I’m not flying out of Denver, where they get very friendly with you as you go through security.  Last week, two Denver-based TSA agents were fired after it was discovered that hot male passengers were being falsely patted down.  The way the scheme worked was the male TSA agent would let his female co-worker know when he found somebody attractive.  She would then flag him and request a pat down, which would be done by the male agent.  In these cases, he would pat both the groin and buttocks area – which I believe is how they pat people down in prison!  The TSA was alerted to this situation by an anonymous tip – likely from a heterosexual male.  Turns out that other agents knew of these shenanigans.  One said, “There was more people that knew it was going on.  They made it seem like a game.”  So remember, if you aren’t patted down going through security, you may not be as hot as you think.