Then there’s Michael Sam and Vito Whatshisname – the one who was previously dating a porn star (not that there’s anything wrong with that – I married one).  Perhaps more details will be revealed by the time this is published, but on the day I’m writing this (and in between orgasms), it seems that the couple has split up.  That would explain why Sam had to fly home to Texas for a “personal matter”.  As you may recall, the couple famously posted photos of Mikey proposing to Vito on the roof of Saint Peter’s Basilica in January – an event I’m sure was not sanctioned by the Vatican.  In the past week, photos of that special moment have been scrubbed from both of their social media accounts, and people close to the couple say they have been estranged for weeks.  For their part, Michael and Vito have thus far issued a terse “no comment” to press requests about their status.