This week we have a plethora of penii. I almost called them a gaggle – but I know better than to underestimate my fans’ gag reflex! While that surely whets your appetite, we’re going to start in what I hope is a different direction. Our first story comes out of Japan, where a gaggle of gals are getting the vapors in the presence of a gorilla! Ladies are spending most of their free time at the Higashiyama Zoo and Botanical Gardens in Nagoya to see Shabani, the gorilla. A zoo spokesperson is quoted as saying, “He is more buff than most gorillas and he’s at his peak physically. We’ve seen a rise in the number of female visitors – women say he’s very good-looking.” And you know what’s crazy? Shabani really is kinda hot – I get it. OK, so he’s also pretty hairy – but I’m not entirely convinced I haven’t slept with someone hairier!