This leads perfectly into our Ask Billy question. Henry in Hollywood writes, “After reading your review of Bent [at Los Angeles‘ Mark Taper Forum] and seeing your footage of Jake Shears, I quickly snapped up a ticket. I loved it. But you didn’t mention that gorgeous naked guy at the beginning of the show. WOW – what a stud. And what a beautiful dick. I can’t believe you didn’t get that for your website.”

You and me both. Most certainly, Tom Berklund is a fine actor. But that is somewhat eclipsed by his amazing body and enormous penis – and a semi-hard penis at that. Alas, not even I had the hubris to try and capture it for posterity. That would be like biting the penis that feeds me (would that that were true). I was fairly sure that Mr. Berklund’s penis would be one of those things you see once in your life and then wonder if it was real – like Bigfoot, or a hit movie starring the Olsen twins. And then, POOF, his penis popped up in my inbox. No, that is not a euphemism. It was sent to me by an enthusiastic and industrious fan who was giving me the exclusive. I haven’t gotten this excited about a stage penis since Steven Weber virtually poked my eye out with his. This one is every inch as impressive – no Visine required. You must check it out at BillyMasters.com.