Our Ask Billy question comes from Ryan in Tulsa: “I can’t believe you never wrote about The D Train with James Marsden and Jack Black.  They have sex and everything.”

I love when I learn something from my fans.  James Marsden’s career has always fascinated me.  Rarely has someone had the whole package, such as it is.  Looks, talent, charisma, and, of course, that body.  Although he’s played gay several times, he is (allegedly) heterosexual.  I remember being virtually tongue-tied when I met him at the Hairspray premiere.  And yet, Jack Black finds himself literally tongue-tied with Marsden in this film, which came and went in May.  It made roughly $440K opening weekend and then quickly disappeared – so quickly that I never even heard of it.  The plot surrounds a nerd (Jack Black) trying to arrange his high school reunion and tracking down his hottest classmate (James Marsden).  You’ll have to watch the movie to see how they end up having sex, but you can see them in the act on BillyMasters.com.