That Sean Penn is smarter than he looks – well, he’d have to be.  He scheduled his 5th Annual Help Haiti Home Gala in Beverly Hills on the eve of the Golden Globes.  And it just happened to coincide with the night off of his ex-wife, Madonna.  Madge rambled on a bit, lapsed in and out of an accent which one cannot pinpoint with GPS, and then whipped out a ukulele.  Even though I knew what was coming, I still shuddered – much as I did during the Drowned World Tour where she showed off the three chords she learned (the cursed ukulele was later auctioned off for $300K).  Madonna announced that she’d sing “La Vie en Rose” with “my bad Parisian pronunciations”.  Not only am I not convinced that it was a Parisian accent, I am not sure I could identify it as French!  But, here’s my favorite part of her introduction: “If you know the words, please sing along.  I’ve been known to forget the words occasionally – I have a lot on my mind.”  You know who has a lot on their mind?  The people in HAITI!  You can check out the video on our website.