A fistful of gay rumors have been making the rounds about Marco Rubio.  One columnist claims that young Marco was often described as a “very extroverted homosexual” – like that isn’t redundant!  Prior to his 19th birthday, Rubio was arrested for being in a park after closing time.  Nope, he wasn’t drinking with some friends.  According to records, Rubio was in a parked car…with another boy!  Angel Barrios, said other boy, recently told a reporter, “We were there just hanging out.”  Maybe.  But It should be noted that Barrios had a more recent run-in with the law – he was sued for running a gay porn studio!

Rubio was certainly a looker in his day.  A shirtless photo of the high school lad shows him onstage vying for the title of King Cobra 1989 with a group of guys that allegedly “combined the Chippendales with The Village People” – a winning formula replicated shortly thereafter by 98 Degrees!  However, it’s another photo that disturbs me – one that allegedly shows Rubio at a foam party at Miami’s Warsaw Ballroom.  While I’m not sure if it’s Marco, I’m fairly confident I spy someone else frolicking in the foam – your very own Billy Masters!  And, if I’m not mistaken, it was at that very party where I lost my favorite Fossil watch!