Many of you have written in the same Ask Billy question.  But the e-mail from Kurt in Dallas was the first I received: “Who is Alex Bowen, and is that photo of his penis real?  It can’t really be that big!”

Alex Bowen is a fitness model who appeared on Love Island, a UK dating show.  At the time, he listed his occupation as “scaffolder”, but I doubt he’s done much scaffolding lately.  A photo of him flaunting his phenomenal physique and sporting a borderline double-digit dick mysteriously popped up in public and virtually broke the Internet – to say nothing of countless other orifices.  In fact, the hoopla made its way across the seas, leading many of you to write in wanting to see all.  Ask and you shall receive – to BillyMasters.com.