Apropos of Rami Malek‘s Emmy win for Mr. Robot, our Ask Billy question comes from Jason in Baltimore: “I was reading some of your old columns on BillyMasters.com and saw the photo of Zayn Malik‘s penis.  It got me thinking, do you have any nude photos of Rami Malek from Mr. Robot?  He’s way hotter!  Tell me he’s gay.”

Alas, the new Emmy winner is not gay, but he has played gay before.  Back in 2005, he was on the show The War at Home where he was the neighbor who had a crush on the son, played by Jackson Rathbone.  As for seeing him nude, he recently showed all on Mr. Robot.  In one scene, he is strip searched by an officer who says, “Bend over, spread your ass.”  How could you even think I wouldn’t post that video on BillyMasters.com?