We filed our last column on the heels of the Emmy Awards.  But there’s still some unfinished business.  One of Jimmy Kimmel‘s running bits was about the much-lauded Dame Maggie Smith, who has never shown up at an Emmy ceremony – despite having been nominated nine times, and winning three times.  So Kimmel made a vow – to win the award, you had to be present!  “If you want an Emmy, you better hop on a plane right now and get your Dowager Count-ass over here.”  When Dame Maggie did inevitably win, Jimmy stormed the stage saying, “No, No, No – we’re not mailing this to her.  Maggie, if you want this, it will be in Lost and Found.”  Maggie Tweeted: “I was very astonished and pleased to win the award.  I feel the Emmys have been overly generous to me.  If Mr. Kimmel could please direct me to the lost and found office I will try and be on the next flight.  Love, Old Maggie.”