“I swallow mine.”
– Robert Sepulveda‘s explanation to the contestants on Finding Prince Charming.  He was answering the
question of shouldn’t you spit out wine at a wine tasting.  As we know, swallowing is something Sepulveda specializes in.

Our requisite Ask Billy question about Finding Prince Charming comes from Trey in Laguna Beach: “I just want to know who at Logo Robert blew to get this gig?  Someone must have known.  I do love watching how when he is alone with each of them he makes them each feel good about themselves.  Well of course he does – it’s how he made a living.  A whore is the perfect choice for a show like this…which is why I think someone must have known.”

You’re certainly onto something.  As I’ve said, the hooker mentality is pretty close to the reality star mentality – you’re selling a product, and it’s all about romancing the right people.  Does he have something more to offer?  It’s getting less and less likely.  Aside from the numerous nasty videos of him you can find on BillyMasters.com, we now learn that prior to being cast on Finding Prince Charming, Sepulveda was served with eviction papers for failing to pay at least three months of rent on his one-bedroom apartment (the rent was $2,200 – a good rent for New York).  I guess business was slow, and he didn’t want to ask Marc Jacobs for help.  He was forced to vacate once the judge ruled against him.  So, he’s not only looking for love – he’s looking for a home!