Making Out at the Mall

But that’s not the most shocking story of the week from a Republican.  That honor must go to Mike Yenni, a lieutenant with the US Navy Reserves and Jefferson Parish President.  Last week, it was revealed that the conservative Louisianan had been sexting a 17-year-old boy.  Two years ago, when Yenni was mayor of the city of Kenner, he met the boy at a Catholic high school graduation lunch.  At least Trump waits till they’re out of their teens!  Somehow, the two exchanged phone numbers – as I suppose Catholic high school boys often do with 40-year-old politicians.  Yenni then tracked the boy down to his place of employment – a mall food court!  The two spent some private time making out in the mall bathroom, where Yenni presented the boy with some designer underwear.  Yenni then sent a text asking if the boy had worn the underwear – and asked to see a photo of him modeling them!  Eventually, Yenni proposes a sexual encounter.  Then he suggests a three-way with an older boy.  The now-19-year-old boy claims that they never had sex.  Even if they did, it would not have been illegal since the age of consent is 17 in Louisiana.  The boy told Yenni when they started texting that he was 17.  Yenni’s response?  “I know the laws.”  Reports now claim that Yenni sexted with at least eight males on parish-funded phones.  Under pressure from his constituents, he is encouraging a full investigation and is refusing to step down…for now.

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