Prince Charming Reunion

When I look back on my life, I suspect I’ll regret every moment spent watching Logo‘s reality dating show Finding Prince Charming.  But, as a completist, I am obliged to tell you about last week’s reunion.  First off, we found out that there was some sexual activity amongst the suitors – surprise, surprise.  Sam confirmed that he hooked up with Chad on the first night.  “I was open to love with anybody, and I was horny, and I wasn’t into Robert, so fair game for me, baby.  All’s fair in love and war.  And he loved it.”  Chad did not confirm if he loved it, but the news didn’t surprise me.  After all, Chad is the same guy who allegedly came onto Eric also on the first night.

Speaking of Eric, the “winner” (a dubious distinction at best) and Robert are not a couple on any level.  Robert said he’s moved to LA and that they are “exploring this relationship” – while poor Eric sat there like a medicated Stepford wife.  The two barely made eye contact, didn’t hold hands, and showed almost no outward signs of affection.  But, that’s not surprising.  In fact, that’s been the problem with the whole show.  The most we ever got from anyone all season was some tense, closed-mouthed kisses and a few bits of physical contact that wouldn’t be out of place in a Jane Austen book!  The entire series was so sanitized and non-sexual, I really felt like it ended with Robert and Eric poised to go on a first date rather than find love.  I daresay Robert’s previous “clients” got more affection than Eric has – but, then again, those clients paid!  In fact, Robert’s shampoo bottle got more action, as you can see on BillyMasters.com.

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