Our Ask Billy question from Kevin in Chicago straddles both topics of the election and nudity: “In the Will & Grace election special, they mention Viggo Mortensen‘s dick in Eastern Promises.  WOW – it’s huge.  Has he been nude in anything else?”

If this endless election season brought us nothing else, it did deliver Viggo’s dick.  While I might be bold enough to suggest that Mortensen’s career can stand on its own, so can his penis.  Without question, the bathhouse fight in Eastern Promises gave you a good glimpse of it swinging about.  But in this year’s Captain Fantastic, you get a much better view of it in a less chaotic scene.  I’m happy to deliver both to you on BillyMasters.com.