A couple months ago I reported about a married Republican politician in Louisiana who allegedly picked up a kid at a high school luncheon, started sexting with him, met him at his job at the mall food court, brought him a gift of some undies, and then made out with him in the men’s room.  Does any of that ring a bell?  Well, it doesn’t with the politician in question.  In an interview, Mike Yenni claims that much of the story was made up.  While he doesn’t want to go through it “line by line”, he says he never saw the lad at any high school function.  In fact, they first met when they were both a part of a “group text”.  When asked why he was sending explicit texts to a 17-year-old, he says it was “a stupid decision to send a text to, in my opinion, another consenting adult that we had, we had, we had some off-color texts.”  When asked if he meant the things he said in the texts, Yenni says, “Probably not, ’cause nothing was acted upon.  There was no sex.”  When asked if he bought the boy underwear, Mike said, “There are fictional elements to this story.”  When asked if they kissed, Yenni said, “There was no sex.  There was no sexual contact”.  Well, I guess it depends on how you define “sexual contact”.