Do you know who Nico Tortorella is?  He’s a kinda hot actor who appears on Younger and has come out as sexually fluid – so I guess we now have to add an F to the already cumbersome LGBTQIA.  He also has a podcast called The Love Bomb.  A recent guest was someone who knows a thing or two about sexual fluids – gay porn actor Colby Keller.  Colby shared his coming out story with Nico.  As a kid, Keller had a box of gay porn under his bathroom sink.  Let’s stop right there – did Colby grow up having his own bathroom??  Or was he stupid enough to hide gay porn in the family bathroom?  Anyway, one day his parents discovered the box.  Colby barricaded himself in his bedroom – shades of Les Miz.  Through the door, his father expressed support for his son and said “everything he could in the language that he possessed to try and comfort me and make it okay for me.”  Then it was time for his mother.  She said, “I wish I had a gun so I could kill you and then blow my own brains out all over this sofa.”  And she wasn’t even French!  Colby says his mom had very strong Christian beliefs.  After that incident, Keller stopped calling her “mother”.  Perhaps she would have answered to the term “defendant”.

Gay porn star Tyce Jax (legal name Jared Louis Valazquez) was recently arrested for beating, choking and biting his boyfriend.  What caused the fight?  Tyce caught his boyfriend watching…wait for it…gay porn!  I’m speechless.  This is the FIFTH domestic violence charge for Jax/Valazquez.  As Judge Judy would say, “He’s a real winner!”