And now, an Ask Billy question where an Ask Billy question ought to be.  Larry in San Francisco writes, “Do you think Tom Daley and Lance [Dustin Lance Black] made up this whole sex scandal for publicity?  After all, Tom isn’t as young as he used to be, he isn’t diving so well, and this new diver Chris Mears is pretty hot.”

First, Chris Mears is a year OLDER than Tom Daley.  They both started diving pretty young, so I don’t know how “new” he is.  That said, Mears has an Olympic gold medal to Tom’s two bronze medals – so let’s call that a wash.  Unlike Daley, Mears is more cagey about his sexual orientation.  But he did turn up in our column a few weeks ago when rumors surfaced that he’s dating Bryan Singer – which I suppose gives him the edge.  But hands down, he beats Daley because we’ve seen his ginormous dick!  On January 17th, an explicit video of Chris masturbating made the rounds.  Four days later, rumors of Daley’s online dalliance surfaced.  Things that make you go, “Hmm.”  You wouldn’t be able to get anything else out if your mouth was full of what you’ll see  on BillyMasters.com.

When sex acts can be scored on degree of difficulty, it’s definitely time to end yet another column.  Last week, practically the entire cast of Teen Wolf leaked sex tapes.  This week, Olympic divers.  What’s next?  A javelin thrower getting it on with his stick?  A shot putter – putting it in unspeakable places?  If that happens, I’ll definitely speak about it on www.BillyMasters.com – the site that holds nothing back.  If you have a question or comment, send it along to Billy@BillyMasters.com and I promise to get back to you before a Dutch diving fan books a flight on KLM!  So, until next time, remember, one man’s filth is another man’s bible.