Tom Daley and Dustin Lance Black just got married at Bovey Castle at Dartmoor National Park in Devon, England.  It’s a ceremony some worried wouldn’t happen since Daley was hospitalized two days earlier.  He posted the photo from his hospital bed on social media with the caption, “What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger!”  I guess he was feeling better because, before the ceremony, the 22-year-old diver allegedly proclaimed from the balcony, “Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo?” (which makes the 42-year-old auteur Romeo, something I didn’t see coming).  It was a small affair of only 50 close friends and family.  Congrats.

Of course, you know we can’t just leave it at that.  Remember how the couple was on a Friends-like break for seven months?  Well, British model Edward William claims he had an 18-month affair with Tom.  Now, I’m no math wiz, but something there doesn’t add up.  I guess it’s like Bette Midler‘s alter ego Soph says – 22 goes into 42 a hell of a lot more than 42 goes into 22!