You know summer is here when we hear about another Vatican sex scandal.  Last year, cardinals and priests were holding wet underwear contests in baptismal fonts.  This year, they’re at it again.  The Vatican police got a call about an out-of-control party going on in the apartment of the secretary to Cardinal Francesco Coccopalmerio – who just happens to be an aide to the Pope.  But it wasn’t just a party.  Reports say that the police broke up what is being called an “orgy” filled with men engaged in sexual activity and doing illegal drugs!  Sure sounds like an orgy to me.

And yet, it’s not this week’s only orgy.  You may have heard about an orgy held in the locker room of the Brazilian soccer team.  It all happened in Passo Fundo, Brazil, after a match played by the Sport Clube Gaucho.  Apparently one player was on his knees servicing two other players while another guy was filming them.  Call me old-fashioned, but I wouldn’t call that an orgy.  It just sounds like a typical weekend.  Anyhoo, once the video went public, the team’s president dismissed all four players.  Why?  Because the tryst happened on club property.  While an edited version of the video is making the rounds, the original footage can be found on BillyMasters.com.