Carter Upstages Lambert

Since Aaron Carter‘s bisexual admission, he decided it would be good to put his talent where his mouth (presumably) has been.  So he booked himself a gig in a gay bar – Hamburger Mary’s in Tampa, Florida.  Tickets were $10, and far be it from me to point out that the burgers cost more!  He had the predictable crying, apologizing, scattered presence which has endeared him to many a crowd.  He also did single out several guys in the audience.  “That motherfucker right there is gorgeous.  You’re gorgeous.  He’s kinda cute.  It is what it is.  I am who I am.”  But who are the people he was looking at?  I wanna see photos of them.

Intriguingly enough, days after coming out as bisexual, Aaron aggressively began pursuing ChloĆ« Grace Moretz.  Thus far, he’s twice asked her out on Twitter.  Wake me when he starts Tweeting the Jonas Brothers.

Aaron’s ex Madison Parker would like us to know she didn’t break up with him because she’s homophobic.  “My split with Aaron has nothing to do with him being bisexual.  Our parting of ways is something that has been coming for some time and it’s the best thing for us both.  Some of my closest friends and loved ones are of the LGBTQ community, people I love and support wholeheartedly, so for anyone to label me ‘homophobic’ is appalling and hurtful and couldn’t be more off character.  I’ve been nothing but supportive of Aaron and his career and I’m happy for him that he’s having the courage to live his truth.”  But did she spend $10 to listen to him while eating a burger?

To continue his journey into the gay community, Carter showed up at the Project Angel Food Gala in Los Angeles last weekend.  The organization, which provides meals to people living with HIV, chose Aaron to present an award to the group’s founder, Marianne Williamson.  Aaron showed up in a head-to-toe, voluminous white faux fur coat.  When asked about his fashion choice, he said, “I’ve always dressed like this.  It’s just, I’m bringing it back now.  I’ve always been kind of out there I guess.”  He posed on the red carpet with Adam Lambert, who was barely noticed.


When Aaron is eclipsing Adam, it’s definitely time to end yet another column.  See how I tied that into this whole eclipse frenzy?  No need for clouds in our coffee – we’ve got Aaron Carter on – the site you can view with the naked eye.  If you have a question for me, send it along to me at and I promise to get back to you before Boy George’s show is designed by Bob Mackie!  So, until next time, remember, one man’s filth is another man’s bible.

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