Hundreds (and I do mean hundreds) of you have been writing to me asking if I have Tiger Woods‘ penis.  I swear, I never touched it, never wanted to.  But, you know, different strokes – HA!  Apparently some pics were stolen by a hacker who got into Hope Solo‘s phone (P.S.  If you’re a straight man reading this and have the chance to go anywhere near Hope’s vagina, put on a hazmat suit first).  Anyway, yes, I’ve got the photo.  Yes, I think many of you would like to see it.  So, sure, I’ll put it on BillyMasters.com.