Speaking of hot guys, Charlie from Dallas sent in the following Ask Billy question: “Remember that hot NYC cop who was gonna pose for Playgirl?  I heard there are some nude photos of him.  Could you track them down?”

I suspect the guy you are talking about is Miguel Pimentel, who garnered quite a bit of interest with some mega-hot photos on social media in 2015.  At the time, Daniel Nardicio from Playgirl approached him.  “He’s expressed interest in meeting and talking about it.  It would have to be full frontal.”  Pimentel felt he would have to take a leave of absence from the force, so Nardicio offered him $45K – the equivalent of a year’s salary.  Alas, Miguel turned him down and we never got to see the goods – until now.  Allegedly, he was taking a selfie at home and “accidentally” posted two nude photos of himself – complete with an erection!  He promptly deleted the pics, but not before our spies grabbed them.  And, of course, you can see ’em on BillyMasters.com.

When cops are sticking ’em up, it’s definitely time to end yet another column.  Although I’m still overseas, my thoughts are with everyone living through all this crazy weather.  If you’re looking for any port in the storm, check out www.BillyMasters.com, the site that’s known its share of seamen!  If you have a question, send it along to me at Billy@BillyMasters.com and I promise to get back to you before someone casts Pimentel on the new Will & Grace as a stripper!  Until next time, remember, one man’s filth is another man’s bible.