Talk about a meeting of the minds – the world’s hottest math teacher, Pietro Boselli, got together with the world’s hottest deaf model, Nyle DiMarco, for a workout session.  This happened in London, where Nyle was named Attitude magazine’s Man of the Year.  Pietro Tweeted “@NyleDiMarco is in London so I took him sightseeing: Around the gym of course… Great meeting you buddy, you’re great carry on the way you are.” – whatever that means.  Nyle responded, “Great meeting you!  And…Keep an eye out for a collab video!  Hint: he’s pretty good in sign language.”  With their tête-à-tête over, Nyle told Attitude what he looks for in a man.  “Probably men who are athletic, who like the gym, love food and travel.  That’s it.  I’m a simple guy.”  All of you who have been reading books, learning about history, politics, world economics, or have any other talent – forget it.  It’s hot guys who are interested in gym, food and travel.  But they’re pretty to look at, on BillyMasters.com.

When “great meeting you” is the universal catchphrase for hot guys everywhere, it’s definitely time to end yet another column.  Oh, I didn’t even get to tell you – Demi Lovato is willing to date women.  So now that’s two sexes without any interest in her.  One exception might be a guy looking for a circumcision.  If that doesn’t include you, skip it and check out www.BillyMasters.com, the site where nothing is ever cut.  If you have a question, send it along to Billy@BillyMasters.com and I promise to get back to you before Jonathan, the giant tortoise, shows up on Scruff!  Until next time, great meeting you.  And remember, one man’s filth is another man’s bible.