A male model is accusing photographer Bruce Weber of sexual assault.  I wasn’t completely surprised because I always assumed something shady was happening behind the scenes.  After all, it ain’t easy to convince some of the most gorgeous guys in the world to pose naked on livestock – I learned that the hard way!  The model in question, Jason Boyce, claims that during a 2014 photo shoot, he was “subjected to a series of practices by Mr. Weber that were unlike any he had experienced previously.”  It is alleged that Weber removed Boyce’s underwear and forced Boyce to touch his own genitals.  Yes, you read that correctly – Weber made a male model touch his own genitals.  Now, I’m just thinking out loud, but is it possible that Boyce needed a little bit of help in the package department?  I don’t mean to disparage anyone, but there’s a difference between someone being groped and a photographer saying to an underwear model, “Gimme something to work with!”  The lawsuit states that “Mr. Weber put his fingers in Mr. Boyce’s mouth.”  Yes, I said mouth.  “Shocked, Mr. Boyce opened his eyes.  Mr. Weber told him to keep his eyes closed, and kept his fingers in Mr. Boyce’s mouth.  ‘If you just had confidence, you’d go really far,’ Mr. Weber whispered.  ‘How far do you want to make it?  How ambitious are you?’  Mr. Boyce did not respond.”  Well, of course he didn’t respond – he had an old man’s fingers in his mouth.  Yes, I said mouth!