Ricky’s Married

I have been betrayed by Ricky Martin.  Alas, not in a sexual way.  There we were, together (in a manner of speaking) at the Golden Globes, and he didn’t tell me he was a married man.  How dare he!  To add insult to injury, his betrayal happened less than 24 hours later.  Oh, the shame and humiliation.  He was on the red carpet for the premiere of FX’s The Assassination of Gianni Versace when he told E!, “I can’t introduce him as my fiancé.  I can’t.  He’s my husband.  He’s my man.  It still feels amazing.”  When pressed for details, Martin added, “We exchanged vows, and we’ve swear everything, and we’ve signed all the papers that we needed to sign, prenups and everything.”  Nothing says everlasting love quite like a prenup.

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