We have time for a very brief Ask Billy question.  Roger in Chicago asks, “Did you see Darren Criss’ ass on American Crime Story?  Isn’t it perfect?  Tell me you saved it and will post it.”

I saw, I saved, I posted – on BillyMasters.com.

When I’m quoting Julius Caesar (but not in the original Latin), it’s definitely time to end yet another column.  Speaking of “In Memoriam”, we have another death to report.  Billy Herrington was a HUGE porn star in the ‘90s.  For years he had struggled with various addictions.  About a year ago, he cleaned up his act and even just got his one-year chip.  Life was great and then, bam, killed in a car accident last week.  Rest in peace.  For the latest gossip, be sure to check out www.BillyMasters.com – the site that doesn’t have a “no penis clause”!  If you have a question, send it along to Billy@BillyMasters.com and I promise to back to you before Mike Pence buys a ticket to see Kathy Griffin at the Kennedy Center!  So, until next time, remember, one man’s filth is another man’s bible.