This week, Perez Hilton got himself in some hot water.  During a podcast, he offhandedly said that he would not put his son in dance class because – and this is a direct quote – “I think dance class can make your kid gay.”  While I never thought Perez was the sharpest knife in the drawer, I really didn’t know he was duller than a butter knife.  I would think he, of all people, would understand that either someone is gay or they aren’t.  But apparently Hilton thinks otherwise.  There was so much uproar after this comment, Perez made a video to address it.  “I would say a good amount, maybe 50 percent or more, of little boys who take dance class end up being gay…I don’t want to do anything that could potentially hurt him.”  This may come as a shock to Perez – while perception may be otherwise, the majority of professional dancers are actually straight!  And I say this having slept with quite a few of the gay ones (and, admittedly, also some of the straight ones).  The kicker to this whole story is that his son has expressed absolutely zero interest in studying dance!