Royal Wedding Gossip

The wedding went off without a hitch – at least as far as the bride and groom, who actually got hitched.  I’ll start with Oprah since she was one of the first ones there.  Apparently the scheduling office wanted to stagger the arrival of celebrities, and I guess Oprah isn’t as big a deal in the UK as she is in the States.  She strolled in a good two hours early but, alas, her problems started much earlier.  Less than 24 hours before the wedding, she realized that in sunlight her designated outfit looked white!  She immediately contacted Stella McCarthy, who whipped together that pale pink frock with moments to spare.  All the easier to spot Oprah as she wandered in the back of the church trying to find her seat!

Sarah Ferguson was invited back into the fold.  She turned up at the wedding solo, although she did rendezvous with ex-hubby Andrew and their daughters at the service.  She wasn’t seated with the family, but she was still in the front choir section – so she had a better seat than Oprah!  Rumor has it that Prince Harry (who was always a bit of a wild child) has a soft spot for his auntie, who was known as the black sheep of the family!  Onlookers wondered why she was wearing a single black glove.  Homage to Michael Jackson?  Nope – she actually had two gloves.  But photographers snapped her arriving after she took one off.  That’s how rumors get started.

Since I know you’re interested, we hear that Prince Harry lost about 10 pounds leading up to wedding.  Apparently, Meghan eschews many of Harry’s primary indulgences, including pizza, beer, and BBQ.  She wanted her hubby to look fit and trim on the day, which David Muir certainly noted.  This begs the question, is it possible that Mrs. Muir has never heard of Givenchy?  And would it kill Victoria Beckham to crack a smile?  Becks was posing with people walking into Windsor Palace, and Posh looked like she’d rather be getting an enema.  Well, who wouldn’t? 

Most people appeared to be having a good time – even that crazy old woman in the green coat carrying her everyday black purse!  And I like Meghan.  She appears to be lovely and charming.  But let’s not get carried away.  People are talking about how she’s giving up this big, successful acting career.  Get a grip.  She’s not Grace Kelly walking away from Hollywood with an Oscar; she’s Meghan Markle, walking away from Suits on basic cable!

By the by, we hear that Her Majesty offered to babysit Meghan’s rescue beagle, Guy, during all the hoopla in Windsor.  Yes, QEII – Dog Sitter!  Not only that, but Lizzie actually let the dog ride with her in the back of her chauffeur-driven car.  It’s been noted that Meghan hasn’t even gotten to do that!

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