We move now to a CrossFit gym in Indianapolis.  An LGBT member decided to organize a Pride Workout at CrossFit Infiltrate (a nefarious name for a gym if ever there was one).  At the last minute, the event was cancelled by the management…but allegedly not because of the LGBT angle.  What stuck in the craw of the management was the word “pride”.  Director Brandon Lowe said, “We believe that true health forever can only be found within humility, not pride.  Humility in seeing oneself as they truly are, and as God truly defines them to be.”  I’ve been around many hot men in gyms, and what I’ve never run into is a high degree of humility.  But perhaps I’m going to the wrong gyms – are they all clothing optional?

Then a corporate CrossFit employee jumped into the fray.  Russell Berger Tweeted how he supported Infiltrate’s message.  “Thank you #CrossFitInfiltrate for standing by their convictions and refusing to host an @indypride workout.  The intolerance of the LGBTQ ideology towards any alternative views is mind-blowing.”  Do note that an alleged straight guy is the first to bring up anything having to do with blowing.  At 2:02PM, CrossFit announced, “Effective immediately, Russell Berger has been placed on unpaid leave while management completes a thorough review.”  That thorough review was done by 4:45PM with the following Tweet: “The statements made today by Russell Berger do not reflect the view of CrossFit Inc.  For this reason, his employment with CrossFit has been terminated.”  The next day, a sign was posted on the front door.  “CrossFit Infiltrate has determined that it will no longer operate business at this location.  We thank you for your patronage and support.”  How proud are you now?