All This For 20 Bucks

See if you can figure out why the following headline caught my eye.  “Man walked around Target exposing himself for $20”.  Hmmm, what could it be?  This story comes to us courtesy of the Ocala Star-Banner – of course it happened in Florida!  The man in question, Richard Kuhn, is barely a man.  Why, he’s only 21 years old – Kevin Spacey wouldn’t look at him twice!  But I can tell you, based on his mug shot, Kuhn is quite fetching…and I’ve trained quite a few fellas to fetch over the years…but I digress.  Kuhn was at the store with some friends when they said they’d pay him $20 to “walk around the store with his genitals out” – so clearly the recession has hit everyone.  Reportedly, his penis was spotted in the home décor section, the women’s clothing aisle, and the frozen food section, which I think speaks quite highly of the lad.  The store got complaints from three different women – proving once again that women wouldn’t know a good thing if it hit them in the face.

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