Our Ask Billy question comes from Mark in Miami: “First, we REALLY miss having you in print in Florida!  Could you work on that?  Second, have you seen that alleged dick video of Chris Hemsworth?  Is it real?”

First, thank you – write to Hot Spots.  We parted on the best of terms, but the person who briefly was calling the shots wanted to shake things up – and then he resigned.  Coincidence?  Who can say.  But I would love to be back.  I’d also love if that video is really Chris Hemsworth.  Alas, my brain tells me it isn’t him.  I just don’t know why he would film this slow reveal of an erect penis.  But it’s such a hot video, I’ll post it on BillyMasters.com and you can decide for yourself.