Tyson vs. Kardashian

There’s a dispute a-brewin’ between Kim Kardashian and Tyson Beckford.  It all started when Beckford commented on a photo of Kim where one hip looks significantly larger than the other (I assumed it was sloppy Photoshopping).  “Sorry I don’t care for it personally.  She is not real, doctor fucked up on her right hip.”  Kim wasted no time in clapping back (and from the looks of her derriere, she could cause a standing ovation): “Sis we all know why you don’t care for it,” with an emoji of a frog, a steaming cup of coffee (or, more likely, tea), and a nail being painted.  Suddenly I feel SO old – I thought she was asking Tyson to get together for a manicure over coffee and frog legs!  I guess “Sis” should have clued me in that she was implying Tyson is gay – and apparently getting his nails done, drinking tea, and doing something unspeakable with a frog!  Tyson responded, “Train 5-6 days a wk, weights Martial Arts and Firearms and I defend those who can’t defend themselves!  I support LGBTQ, even though I’m not Gay.  It’s just the Human thing to do.”  Then TMZ caught up with matriarch Kris Jenner and asked what she thought.  She amped up the ridiculous factor by saying, “Who’s Tyson?”  Like there’s a Jenner/Kardashian woman who is unaware of a hot black man within 100 feet!

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