Our Ask Billy question comes from Henry in Rhode Island: “Did you hear about Batman’s penis being in the latest comic?  I looked online and I couldn’t find it – did I miss it?”

Last week, Batman: Damned #1 was released and created a buzz by including full-frontal nudity – as if a drawing of a penis is a big deal.  People scoured the digital edition and found no Bat penis.  That’s because DC Comics decided to expunge the elusive dick from the online edition, thus making the print version even more valuable.  While that’s something I applaud, it won’t stop me from presenting the prohibited penis on BillyMasters.com.

When folks are banning a comic cock, it’s definitely time to end yet another column.  Isn’t it interesting – we had Batman’s penis and Superman speaking to an anti-gay group the same week.  If only Teri Hatcher would do something relevant.  Alas, you won’t find her on www.BillyMasters.com – the site that’s here each and every week, same Bat time, same Bat website.  If you have a question, send it along to Billy@BillyMasters.com, and I promise to get back to you before we see Dick Grayson’s Batcave!  Until next time, remember, one man’s filth is another man’s bible.