Then there’s Jaden Smith, who is going somewhere Daddy never went.  At a recent show, he said, “I just want to say Tyler, The Creator is the best friend in the whole world and I love him so fucking much.  And I want to tell you guys something – Tyler doesn’t want to say, but Tyler is my motherfucking boyfriend, and he’s been my motherfucking boyfriend my whole fucking life.  Tyler, The Creator is my fucking boyfriend.  It’s true!”  Or is it?  Tyler, The Creator (a name I’m fairly confident doesn’t appear on a birth certificate) can be seen shaking his head offstage.  Then Jaden Tweeted, “I told everyone you can’t deny it now”.  Tyler responded with a post of his own (and don’t get mad at me – I’m just quoting him): “hahaha you a crazy nigga man.”  Part of me believes this.  Part of me doesn’t.  Part of me doesn’t have a clue who Tyler, The Creator is.  And part of me thinks this is a bunch of straight guys laughing about being gay…which brings us back to Will.

It wouldn’t be the first gay rumors about Tyler, The Creator (and let’s hope I don’t ever have to type those three words again).  Last year, he wrote a song extolling the virtues of Timothée Chalamet.  In “Okra” (get ready to sing along), he rapped: “Tell Tim Chalamet to come and get at me, skin glowin’, clear of acne.”  Now, there’s a talent.  I bet even Cole Porter wouldn’t know what to rhyme with acne – let alone Clearasil!  Still, it’s nice to see Tyler doesn’t have a type.