Golden Globes

Welcome to 2019 – officially.  And to kick it off, we’re reporting on the Golden Globes, even though I’m not there.  I know you count on me to be your eyes and ears everywhere, but I had pressing business elsewhere.  I did send my minions to report back to me and, well, even they were bored.  Some quick quips: I don’t know who looked more annoyed to be there, Billy Porter or Johnny Galecki; every once in a while, you think Sam Neill is dead, then, poof, there he is; much like Keith Urban, I wouldn’t let anyone near me with a flu shot; Dick Van Dyke had firmer footing than Michael DouglasChristian Bale, comedy genius; and is there anyone more breathtaking than my pal Justin Hartley?  It’s important to note that these awards are less about who won than who was snubbed.  That’s all.

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