Speaking of bad things happening to CEOs, remember Luigi Mangione?  The fetching fella who allegedly shot and killed the CEO of UnitedHeathcare?  Didya know he had a very wealthy granny (or, more likely, nonna)?  We hear that when Mary Mangione died in 2023, she was worth around $30 million.  She left this money to her 10 children and 37 grandchildren.  For those of you whipping out your abacus (or whatever you’re whipping out), 47 people getting a share of $30 million end up with about $643K each.  But maybe it will only have to be split amongst 46 people.  According to Mary’s will, the Trustees could use their discretion to disinherit anyone convicted of a felony.  So not only might Luigi end up in the pokey, he might not even have a pokey to piss in!

Someone who knows a thing or two about fetching felons would be Cooper Koch, Emmy nominated for his portrayal of Erik Menendez.  Hot on the heels of dropping his drawers for Calvin Klein (which is typically a good career move), he’s been cast in Luca Guadagnino’s next film, Artificial.  While we’re told his role is being kept “under wraps” (very unlike him), the flick is a “comedic drama set in the world of artificial intelligence.”

We previously reported the Stonewall National Monument website removed any reference to trans people.  Last week, the bisexuals were also eliminated.  This was first reported by Erin Reed on July 10^th.  Within 48 hours of her report, bisexuals were reinstated.  The squeaky wheel…

Nobody will ever get me to say anything against the delicious Tom Daley.  Not a single thing.  But I did enjoy his latest video promoting swimwear for Adidas – which he pronounces as AH-dee-das.  Maybe it’s a British thing…