{"id":1112,"date":"2015-07-06T08:58:57","date_gmt":"2015-07-06T15:58:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=1112"},"modified":"2015-07-06T08:58:57","modified_gmt":"2015-07-06T15:58:57","slug":"perry-pisses-off-nuns","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2015\/07\/06\/perry-pisses-off-nuns\/","title":{"rendered":"Perry Pisses Off Nuns"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Katy Perry <\/strong>sure has balls &#8211; she&#8217;s risking pissing off a gaggle of nuns!\u00a0 It all started when she innocently bought what she thought was a former convent.\u00a0 Turns out, some nuns still live there.\u00a0 LA Archbishop <strong>Jose Gomez <\/strong>signed a deal for Perry to pay $14.5 million for the <em>Convent of the Sisters of the Immaculate Heart of Mary<\/em>.\u00a0 However, the sister had signed papers to sell the property to a restaurateur for $15.5 million.\u00a0 Wait a minute?\u00a0 Can nuns do that?\u00a0 Sell a convent?\u00a0 Next thing you know, <strong>Pope Francis <\/strong>will list the <strong>Basilica<\/strong> on <em>eBay<\/em>!\u00a0 Apparently, 47 of the resident nuns were moved out of the convent back in 2011.\u00a0 But there are still five nuns there as squatters &#8211; and we all know how that goes in California (see the film <strong><em>Pacific<\/em><\/strong> <strong><em>Heights<\/em><\/strong>).\u00a0 The irony is that prior to her pop success, Perry was a Christian singer.\u00a0 She tried to appeal to the stubborn sisters directly by meeting with them, showing them her <strong>Jesus <\/strong>tattoo, and singing &#8220;Oh Happy Day&#8221;. <strong>Sister Rita Callanan <\/strong>told the <strong><em>Today<\/em><\/strong> show, &#8220;Our days have not been happy since then, I can assure you.&#8221;\u00a0 I love a snappy sister!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Katy Perry sure has balls &#8211; she&#8217;s risking pissing off a gaggle of nuns!\u00a0 It all started when she innocently bought what she thought was a former convent.\u00a0 Turns out, some nuns still live there.\u00a0 LA Archbishop Jose Gomez signed a deal for Perry to pay $14.5 million for the Convent of the Sisters of<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1112","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1112","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1112"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1112\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1113,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1112\/revisions\/1113"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1112"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1112"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1112"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}