{"id":1116,"date":"2015-07-06T09:05:21","date_gmt":"2015-07-06T16:05:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=1116"},"modified":"2015-07-06T09:05:21","modified_gmt":"2015-07-06T16:05:21","slug":"are-michael-and-vito-dunzo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2015\/07\/06\/are-michael-and-vito-dunzo\/","title":{"rendered":"Are Michael and Vito Dunzo?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Then there&#8217;s <strong>Michael Sam <\/strong>and <strong>Vito Whatshisname<\/strong> &#8211; the one who was previously dating a porn star (not that there&#8217;s anything wrong with that &#8211; I married one).\u00a0 Perhaps more details will be revealed by the time this is published, but on the day I&#8217;m writing this (and in between orgasms), it seems that the couple has split up.\u00a0 That would explain why Sam had to fly home to Texas for a &#8220;personal matter&#8221;.\u00a0 As you may recall, the couple famously posted photos of Mikey proposing to Vito on the roof of <em>Saint Peter&#8217;s Basilica <\/em>in January &#8211; an event I&#8217;m sure was not sanctioned by the <em>Vatican<\/em>.\u00a0 In the past week, photos of that special moment have been scrubbed from both of their social media accounts, and people close to the couple say they have been estranged for weeks.\u00a0 For their part, Michael and Vito have thus far issued a terse &#8220;no comment&#8221; to press requests about their status.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Then there&#8217;s Michael Sam and Vito Whatshisname &#8211; the one who was previously dating a porn star (not that there&#8217;s anything wrong with that &#8211; I married one).\u00a0 Perhaps more details will be revealed by the time this is published, but on the day I&#8217;m writing this (and in between orgasms), it seems that the<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1116","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1116","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1116"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1116\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1117,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1116\/revisions\/1117"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1116"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1116"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1116"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}