{"id":11478,"date":"2020-07-20T01:22:16","date_gmt":"2020-07-20T08:22:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=11478"},"modified":"2020-07-20T01:22:16","modified_gmt":"2020-07-20T08:22:16","slug":"father-finds-crist","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2020\/07\/20\/father-finds-crist\/","title":{"rendered":"Father Finds Crist"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Let\u2019s spin the dials of <strong>Billy<\/strong>\u2019s <em>Wayback Machine <\/em>to 2015.&nbsp; That\u2019s when it was alleged that <strong>Father Peter Miqueli <\/strong>stole over $1 million from his church to give to his boyfriend, <strong>Keith Crist <\/strong>\u2013 a name I couldn\u2019t make up if I tried.&nbsp; To be more accurate, Crist was a \u201cboyfriend\u201d with an hourly rate.&nbsp; Crist got his rent paid, got paid extra for \u201cbondage sessions\u201d, was provided what officials call \u201cChemSex supplies\u201d, and eventually was given a house.&nbsp; Isn\u2019t this the plot from season 5 of <strong><em>Breaking Bad<\/em><\/strong>?&nbsp; When this all came out, the priest tried to get treatment at what is referred to as a \u201crehab facility for priests\u201d.&nbsp; But they turned him down!&nbsp; Do you know how fucked up you are to be turned down by a \u201crehab facility for priests\u201d?&nbsp; Anyway, he recently died.&nbsp; Or did he?&nbsp; A police spokesperson said, \u201cMiqueli was found deceased\u201d.&nbsp; His family doesn\u2019t know where he was found, how he was found, or where he is now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Let\u2019s spin the dials of Billy\u2019s Wayback Machine to 2015.&nbsp; That\u2019s when it was alleged that Father Peter Miqueli stole over $1 million from his church to give to his boyfriend, Keith Crist \u2013 a name I couldn\u2019t make up if I tried.&nbsp; To be more accurate, Crist was a \u201cboyfriend\u201d with an hourly rate.&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11478","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11478","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11478"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11478\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11479,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11478\/revisions\/11479"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11478"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11478"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11478"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}