{"id":1194,"date":"2015-08-03T01:27:20","date_gmt":"2015-08-03T08:27:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=1194"},"modified":"2015-08-03T09:27:33","modified_gmt":"2015-08-03T16:27:33","slug":"chi-chi-needs-your-help","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2015\/08\/03\/chi-chi-needs-your-help\/","title":{"rendered":"Chi Chi Needs Your Help"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>People were shocked to see <strong>Chi Chi LaRue<\/strong>&#8216;s longtime retail outlet on the Boulevard shut down. Fear not, WeHoians &#8211; the sexporium is not closing. It&#8217;s just moving. The new location will be the space formerly occupied by <em>Showtime Clothing<\/em>, which means Chi Chi will be nestled between two of the hottest clubs in West Hollywood &#8211; <em>Mickey&#8217;s<\/em> and <em>Fiesta Cantina<\/em>.\u00a0 The new location is slated to open later this month.<\/p>\n<p>Of course, Chi Chi isn&#8217;t overseeing the move. That&#8217;s because the legendary porn directrix is in the <em>Hazelden\/Betty Ford Center <\/em>in Minnesota. As one might expect, this is a pricey facility, and LaRue is having a tough time making ends meet &#8211; ironic since she&#8217;s made a career of putting meat and ends together. To help, friends have started yet another of those wildly popular crowdfunding campaigns. The target is $40K, and in one week&#8217;s time, friends and fans have come up with a quarter of that. Despite LaRue&#8217;s assertion that any extra money will go to help others in need of treatment, this particular campaign has received oodles of criticism &#8211; criticism that is regularly deleted from the official site. If you&#8217;d like to donate, go to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.GoFundMe.com\/f78g2sx68g\" target=\"filth\"><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">GoFundMe.com\/f78g2sx68g<\/span><\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>People were shocked to see Chi Chi LaRue&#8216;s longtime retail outlet on the Boulevard shut down. Fear not, WeHoians &#8211; the sexporium is not closing. It&#8217;s just moving. The new location will be the space formerly occupied by Showtime Clothing, which means Chi Chi will be nestled between two of the hottest clubs in West<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1194","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1194","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1194"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1194\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1200,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1194\/revisions\/1200"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1194"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1194"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1194"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}