{"id":1210,"date":"2015-08-10T01:58:29","date_gmt":"2015-08-10T08:58:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=1210"},"modified":"2015-08-10T01:58:29","modified_gmt":"2015-08-10T08:58:29","slug":"a-hot-gorilla-has-tons-of-female-fans","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2015\/08\/10\/a-hot-gorilla-has-tons-of-female-fans\/","title":{"rendered":"A hot gorilla has tons of female fans"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This week we have a plethora of penii. I almost called them a gaggle &#8211; but I know better than to underestimate my fans&#8217; gag reflex! While that surely whets your appetite, we&#8217;re going to start in what I hope is a different direction. Our first story comes out of Japan, where a gaggle of gals are getting the vapors in the presence of a gorilla! Ladies are spending most of their free time at the <em>Higashiyama Zoo and Botanical Gardens <\/em>in Nagoya to see <strong>Shabani<\/strong>, the gorilla. A zoo spokesperson is quoted as saying, &#8220;He is more buff than most gorillas and he&#8217;s at his peak physically. We&#8217;ve seen a rise in the number of female visitors &#8211; women say he&#8217;s very good-looking.&#8221; And you know what&#8217;s crazy? Shabani really is kinda hot &#8211; I get it. OK, so he&#8217;s also pretty hairy &#8211; but I&#8217;m not entirely convinced I haven&#8217;t slept with someone hairier!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This week we have a plethora of penii. I almost called them a gaggle &#8211; but I know better than to underestimate my fans&#8217; gag reflex! While that surely whets your appetite, we&#8217;re going to start in what I hope is a different direction. Our first story comes out of Japan, where a gaggle of<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1210","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1210","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1210"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1210\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1211,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1210\/revisions\/1211"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1210"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1210"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1210"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}