{"id":1214,"date":"2015-08-10T02:05:45","date_gmt":"2015-08-10T09:05:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=1214"},"modified":"2015-08-10T02:05:45","modified_gmt":"2015-08-10T09:05:45","slug":"whos-that-naked-guy-with-the-enormous-bent-penis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2015\/08\/10\/whos-that-naked-guy-with-the-enormous-bent-penis\/","title":{"rendered":"Who&#8217;s that naked guy with the enormous bent penis?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This leads perfectly into our <strong><em>Ask Billy<\/em><\/strong> question. <strong>Henry <\/strong>in Hollywood writes, <em>&#8220;After reading your review of <\/em><strong>Bent <\/strong><em>[at <\/em><em>Los Angeles<\/em><em>&#8216; <\/em>Mark Taper Forum<em>] and seeing your footage of <strong>Jake Shears<\/strong>, I quickly snapped up a ticket. I loved it. But you didn&#8217;t mention that gorgeous naked guy at the beginning of the show. WOW &#8211; what a stud. And what a beautiful dick. I can&#8217;t believe you didn&#8217;t get that for your website.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>You and me both. Most certainly, <strong>Tom Berklund <\/strong>is a fine actor. But that is somewhat eclipsed by his amazing body and enormous penis &#8211; and a semi-hard penis at that. Alas, not even I had the hubris to try and capture it for posterity. That would be like biting the penis that feeds me (would that that were true). I was fairly sure that Mr. Berklund&#8217;s penis would be one of those things you see once in your life and then wonder if it was real &#8211; like Bigfoot, or a hit movie starring the <strong>Olsen <\/strong>twins. And then, POOF, his penis popped up in my inbox. No, that is not a euphemism. It was sent to me by an enthusiastic and industrious fan who was giving me the exclusive. I haven&#8217;t gotten this excited about a stage penis since <strong>Steven Weber <\/strong>virtually poked my eye out with his. This one is every inch as impressive &#8211; no Visine required. You must check it out at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.BillyMasters.com\"><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">BillyMasters.com<\/span><\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This leads perfectly into our Ask Billy question. Henry in Hollywood writes, &#8220;After reading your review of Bent [at Los Angeles&#8216; Mark Taper Forum] and seeing your footage of Jake Shears, I quickly snapped up a ticket. I loved it. But you didn&#8217;t mention that gorgeous naked guy at the beginning of the show. WOW<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1214","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1214","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1214"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1214\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1215,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1214\/revisions\/1215"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1214"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1214"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1214"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}