{"id":1376,"date":"2015-10-12T02:00:51","date_gmt":"2015-10-12T09:00:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=1376"},"modified":"2015-10-12T02:00:51","modified_gmt":"2015-10-12T09:00:51","slug":"biebers-beaver","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2015\/10\/12\/biebers-beaver\/","title":{"rendered":"Bieber&#8217;s Beaver"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>How can I avoid <strong>Justin<\/strong>&#8216;s beaver?\u00a0 The first shocker is that <strong>Bieber <\/strong>actually has a penis.\u00a0 Not only that, but it&#8217;s kinda substantial &#8211; I mean, I wouldn&#8217;t be bragging about it, but I also wouldn&#8217;t be ashamed of it.\u00a0 Bieber&#8217;s somewhat-estranged dad posted this on Twitter: &#8220;@justinbieber what do you feed that thing.\u00a0 #proud daddy ;-)&#8221;\u00a0 If Justin&#8217;s actually looking for a proud daddy, I think Graham Norton is available.<\/p>\n<p>Justin&#8217;s apparently not thrilled about his penis going public.\u00a0 His legal team is trying to squelch the pics and has started sending out cease-and-desist letters.\u00a0 This is exactly what you DON&#8217;T do if there is an alleged photo of you floating around.\u00a0 I taught this lesson to a notable television host when his ponderous appendage went public (courtesy of moi).\u00a0 If you ask for the photos to be taken down, you are admitting they are legit and just feeding the flame &#8211; as it were.\u00a0 For the time being, I&#8217;ll continue to bring you every inch of Bieber on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.BillyMasters.com\" target=\"filth\"><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">BillyMasters.com<\/span><\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How can I avoid Justin&#8216;s beaver?\u00a0 The first shocker is that Bieber actually has a penis.\u00a0 Not only that, but it&#8217;s kinda substantial &#8211; I mean, I wouldn&#8217;t be bragging about it, but I also wouldn&#8217;t be ashamed of it.\u00a0 Bieber&#8217;s somewhat-estranged dad posted this on Twitter: &#8220;@justinbieber what do you feed that thing.\u00a0 #proud<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1376","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1376","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1376"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1376\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1378,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1376\/revisions\/1378"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1376"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1376"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1376"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}