{"id":1550,"date":"2015-12-14T03:56:33","date_gmt":"2015-12-14T11:56:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=1550"},"modified":"2015-12-14T03:56:33","modified_gmt":"2015-12-14T11:56:33","slug":"did-you-hear-the-one-about-the-hooker-and-the-priest","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2015\/12\/14\/did-you-hear-the-one-about-the-hooker-and-the-priest\/","title":{"rendered":"Did you hear the one about the hooker and the priest?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In a scandal closer to home, a lawsuit was filed by parishioners of a Catholic church in the Bronx who claim that <strong>Reverend Peter Miqueli <\/strong>has embezzled over $1 million.\u00a0 Not only that, but the pilfering was allegedly used to pay for rough sex with a male prostitute!\u00a0 According to the complaint, Miqueli paid $1K per session to a male escort, ironically named <strong>Keith Crist<\/strong>.\u00a0 At one point, Crist was living in the rectory &#8211; well, most hookers end up in the rectory eventually!\u00a0 The &#8220;rough sex&#8221; sessions included the priest calling Crist &#8220;Master&#8221; and drinking his urine.\u00a0 I know some people take the <em>Bible <\/em>literally, but I really don&#8217;t think anyone expects you to actually ingest the body of Christ! \u00a0You can check out the body of Crist on\u00a0<strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.BillyMasters.com\" target=\"filth\">BillyMasters.com<\/a>. \u00a0<\/strong>This situation went public because of Crist&#8217;s &#8220;on-and-off girlfriend&#8221;.\u00a0 When she threatened to blow the whistle, the reverend got her arrested for drug possession.\u00a0 She sure ain&#8217;t keeping her mouth shut now.\u00a0 One of her revelations is that Crist hurt his knees while having sex with the priest in a bathtub.\u00a0 As <strong>Elaine Stritch <\/strong>used to say, &#8220;It&#8217;s not the work, it&#8217;s the stairs&#8221;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In a scandal closer to home, a lawsuit was filed by parishioners of a Catholic church in the Bronx who claim that Reverend Peter Miqueli has embezzled over $1 million.\u00a0 Not only that, but the pilfering was allegedly used to pay for rough sex with a male prostitute!\u00a0 According to the complaint, Miqueli paid $1K<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1550","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1550","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1550"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1550\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1551,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1550\/revisions\/1551"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1550"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1550"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1550"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}