{"id":1723,"date":"2016-02-29T05:11:38","date_gmt":"2016-02-29T13:11:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=1723"},"modified":"2016-02-29T05:11:38","modified_gmt":"2016-02-29T13:11:38","slug":"singer-endorses-penis-pump","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2016\/02\/29\/singer-endorses-penis-pump\/","title":{"rendered":"Singer Endorses Penis Pump"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Showing a bit of skin is always a good way to get attention.\u00a0 I stopped watching the UK version of <strong><em>The X Factor<\/em><\/strong> once <strong>Sharon Osbourne <\/strong>left.\u00a0 If I&#8217;d still been watching last year, I would have surely been smitten with <strong>Ellis Lacy <\/strong>&#8211; especially in light of the full-frontal photos we&#8217;ve seen.\u00a0 But Ellis ain&#8217;t just showing off the goods to&#8230;well, show off.\u00a0 It&#8217;s in his job description.\u00a0 He is demonstrating <em>Bathmate Hydromax<\/em>, which is a penis pump.\u00a0 According to his anecdotal evidence, Ellis was able to increase his own penis by three inches.\u00a0 You know what&#8217;s perplexing about this story?\u00a0 Why is a UK penis pump endorsed by a British singer measuring penises in inches and not centimeters?\u00a0 It&#8217;s a world gone MAD &#8211; but you would be quite mad to miss the hot pics and videos on <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.BillyMasters.com\" target=\"filth\">BillyMasters.com<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Showing a bit of skin is always a good way to get attention.\u00a0 I stopped watching the UK version of The X Factor once Sharon Osbourne left.\u00a0 If I&#8217;d still been watching last year, I would have surely been smitten with Ellis Lacy &#8211; especially in light of the full-frontal photos we&#8217;ve seen.\u00a0 But Ellis<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1723","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1723","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1723"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1723\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1724,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1723\/revisions\/1724"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1723"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1723"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1723"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}