{"id":1804,"date":"2016-04-04T14:21:47","date_gmt":"2016-04-04T21:21:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=1804"},"modified":"2016-04-04T14:21:47","modified_gmt":"2016-04-04T21:21:47","slug":"eltons-artful-todger","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2016\/04\/04\/eltons-artful-todger\/","title":{"rendered":"Elton&#8217;s Artful Todger"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A former security guard for <strong>Elton John <\/strong>is suing the singer for sexual harassment.\u00a0 <strong>Jeffrey Wenninger <\/strong>says that in 2014, John repeatedly tried to touch his genitalia.\u00a0 Doesn&#8217;t he realize that&#8217;s how many of us gay men say hello?\u00a0 If I were sued by everyone whose penis I&#8217;ve &#8220;mistakenly&#8221; touched, <strong>Dick Cavett <\/strong>would be first in line!\u00a0 In one of the instances, Elton allegedly tweaked Wenninger&#8217;s nipples and said, &#8220;You gorgeous thing, you&#8221;.\u00a0 Another time, Elton allegedly tried to put his hands down Jeffrey&#8217;s pants.\u00a0 And on another occasion, Elton said, &#8220;Get your todger out&#8221;.\u00a0 I had to look that one up.\u00a0 Apparently todger means penis.\u00a0 See?\u00a0 This is an educational column.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A former security guard for Elton John is suing the singer for sexual harassment.\u00a0 Jeffrey Wenninger says that in 2014, John repeatedly tried to touch his genitalia.\u00a0 Doesn&#8217;t he realize that&#8217;s how many of us gay men say hello?\u00a0 If I were sued by everyone whose penis I&#8217;ve &#8220;mistakenly&#8221; touched, Dick Cavett would be first<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1804","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1804","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1804"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1804\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1805,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1804\/revisions\/1805"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1804"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1804"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1804"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}