{"id":1873,"date":"2016-05-02T01:16:04","date_gmt":"2016-05-02T08:16:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=1873"},"modified":"2016-05-02T01:16:04","modified_gmt":"2016-05-02T08:16:04","slug":"fiorinas-looking-glass","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2016\/05\/02\/fiorinas-looking-glass\/","title":{"rendered":"Fiorina&#8217;s Looking Glass"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Remind me to find out what makeup mirror <strong>Carly Fiorina <\/strong>uses.\u00a0 I certainly don&#8217;t want to be one of the many people out there saying that she looks like a starving jackal.\u00a0 Frankly, I don&#8217;t care what my politicians look like &#8211; unless I&#8217;m fucking them.\u00a0 But the current VP on the &#8220;not a snowball&#8217;s chance in hell&#8221; ticket just revealed why she was sacked by <em>HP<\/em>: &#8220;Of course, the fact that I&#8217;m beautiful didn&#8217;t help me at all&#8230;I can tell you from personal experience, however, that the general opinion that beautiful people have it easier in life is a great misconception.&#8221;\u00a0 Uh, OK.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Remind me to find out what makeup mirror Carly Fiorina uses.\u00a0 I certainly don&#8217;t want to be one of the many people out there saying that she looks like a starving jackal.\u00a0 Frankly, I don&#8217;t care what my politicians look like &#8211; unless I&#8217;m fucking them.\u00a0 But the current VP on the &#8220;not a snowball&#8217;s<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1873","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1873","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1873"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1873\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1874,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1873\/revisions\/1874"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1873"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1873"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1873"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}