{"id":20385,"date":"2020-09-13T22:14:12","date_gmt":"2020-09-14T05:14:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=20385"},"modified":"2020-09-13T22:14:12","modified_gmt":"2020-09-14T05:14:12","slug":"chris-evans-cell-slip","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2020\/09\/13\/chris-evans-cell-slip\/","title":{"rendered":"Chris Evans&#8217; Cell Slip"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As we were going to press, <strong>Chris Evans<\/strong>\u2019 penis was wreaking havoc.&nbsp; It was a shocking moment.&nbsp; On his <em>Instagram <\/em>account, Evans shared a video hanging out with a group of friends playing a game called, ironically enough, \u201cHeads Up!\u201d&nbsp; At the end of the video, the screen froze on a page showing thumbnails from his camera roll.&nbsp; And there, amongst other images of the actor, was a close-up of a penis.&nbsp; While I feel it\u2019s <em>d\u00e9class\u00e9<\/em> to discuss a semi-erect phallus, let\u2019s simply say it makes up in girth what it may lack in length.&nbsp; Some people claim \u2013 rightfully so \u2013 that we have no idea who the disembodied penis belongs to.&nbsp; But riddle me this \u2013 why would Chris Evans have a photo of someone else\u2019s penis on his cell phone?&nbsp; Since an image is worth a thousand words, check out <a href=\"https:\/\/www.BillyMasters.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><strong><u>BillyMasters.com<\/u><\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As we were going to press, Chris Evans\u2019 penis was wreaking havoc.&nbsp; It was a shocking moment.&nbsp; On his Instagram account, Evans shared a video hanging out with a group of friends playing a game called, ironically enough, \u201cHeads Up!\u201d&nbsp; At the end of the video, the screen froze on a page showing thumbnails from<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-20385","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20385","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=20385"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20385\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20386,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20385\/revisions\/20386"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=20385"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=20385"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=20385"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}