{"id":2081,"date":"2016-07-18T02:07:30","date_gmt":"2016-07-18T09:07:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=2081"},"modified":"2016-07-18T02:07:30","modified_gmt":"2016-07-18T09:07:30","slug":"feel-free-to-shower-with-meloni","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2016\/07\/18\/feel-free-to-shower-with-meloni\/","title":{"rendered":"Feel Free To Shower With Meloni"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Christopher Meloni <\/strong>certainly doesn&#8217;t mind attention from the gays.\u00a0 One fan recently <em>Tweeted<\/em>, &#8220;@Chris_Meloni: I finished the <strong><em>Oz <\/em><\/strong>series two days and I&#8217;m depressed about it (especially with the end of your character).\u00a0 how to handle?&#8221;\u00a0 Meloni accommodatingly responded thusly: &#8220;Take a shower and pretend I&#8217;ll be joining u&#8221;\u00a0 To help get you in the mood, we&#8217;ll show you every inch of him in the shower on our website.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Christopher Meloni certainly doesn&#8217;t mind attention from the gays.\u00a0 One fan recently Tweeted, &#8220;@Chris_Meloni: I finished the Oz series two days and I&#8217;m depressed about it (especially with the end of your character).\u00a0 how to handle?&#8221;\u00a0 Meloni accommodatingly responded thusly: &#8220;Take a shower and pretend I&#8217;ll be joining u&#8221;\u00a0 To help get you in the<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2081","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2081","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2081"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2081\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2082,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2081\/revisions\/2082"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2081"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2081"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2081"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}